West Belfast electorate tell bearded ex IRA Army Council member MP to "Fuck off" over under performance.
The Andersonstown News, a West Belfast republican mouthpiece rag, have today audaciously exposed the under performance of the long standing IRA MP for West Belfast the rt Hon Gerry Adams (brother of alleged kiddy fiddler Liam Adams).
In a damning front page exclusive (pictured below) they have bravely exposed his under performance as an MP over the past 27+ years by exposing the comparatively paltry grant assisted funding secured by him for his electorate from Invest NI against the several billion pounds secured by wronged victim of adultery the blessed Peter (I saved the Glens, I did) Robinson.
Adams, too busy lining his own pockets, forgets to secure funding for his electorate.
When asked to comment on the breaking story and the allegations of his abject failure to secure adequate funding for his electorate and the West Belfast constituency the IRA hunger striker betraying, army council membership denying MP said he was intent on fighting the March 11th elections in the republic which roughly translates in laypersons terms as “Fuck away off, I’m resigning to go and stand for election in Louth which is much closer to several of my holiday houses in the free state “.
Unconfirmed reports suggested that several Palestinian babies were heard simpering in the background.
WE SAY:
Hooray to our sister publication the Andersonstown News for breaking this story. No doubt an editorial retraction, both written and approved by the IRA MP, will appear in a future edition.
Labels: Adams resigns, By election, Gerry Adams, IDB, Invest NI, Sinn Fein, West Belfast MP
Jon what's his name......
Jon what's his name?
Jon Cruddas a few minutes into last nights "This Week" when asked for his "Moment of the week" elected to go with the recent highly emotive events in the US and - crassly attempting to tap into the public consciousness - said "We all remember Timothy what's his name...."
Only to have to be reminded "...McVeigh, the Oklahoma bomber" by host Andrew Neil.
WARNING: Ironic genius at work!!
Michael Gove, come on down.
"Two plus two equals purple" - Michael Gove acting the Spazmoid.
Not exactly the stuff to instil confidence in his abilities.
Michael Gove appearing on Question Time last night showed just how inept he is as Secretary of State for Edumacation when he incorrectly calculated David Dimbleby's age.
See
here about 20 seconds in.
Belfast Liverpool fans - they don't hang about!
The writing on the wall, or shop window as the case may be.Liverpool fans have good reason to be disgruntled with the performance of their team since the arrival of Roy Hodgson.
I suppose this could be a novel way of expressing their frustration whilst trying to source a replacement for him.
Labels: Inevitable, liverpool fans, Roy Hodgson, sacking
Goodbye Mr MacKenzie. No, not the obscure 80's agit pop band!
It is understood that embattled NI Water chief Laurence MacKenzie offered his resignation earlier this evening and recommended that Sinn Féin's regional development minister, Conor Murphy, accept it.
MacKenzie is expected to walk away with around £500,000 (yes, you read that right, half a fucking million pounds).
Laurence MacKenzie soiling his underpants at the mere thought of the easiest half a million he's ever made.Murphy is hardly likely not to accept his resignation given that it affords him a get out of jail (no pun intended) card whereby he can say that someone (other than him) has fallen on their sword over the debacle.
Hooray for public accountability, horray for jobs that pay you a half a million pounds for fucking up royally.
Anyone interested in the other Mr Mackenzie (the one who was good at their job) should go
here.
Labels: half a million, Laurence MacKenzie, NI Water, resigned
More bollocks from the promise breaker in chief, Clegg.
What is it with the UK electorate that they are so fucking gullible? Are they suffering from a collective national amnesia perhaps?
Last night saw Nick Clegg announce some sort of "victory" in a fictitious struggle with the Tories in the coalition over "Terror control orders" which heralded headlines in the style of "Government to scrap terror control orders" as evidenced
here.
HERE IS THE (ANGRYTOWN) NEWS:Nobody seems to have picked up on the fact that these "Terror control orders" were ruled illegal back in 2006 as can be seen
here.
This type of smoke and mirrors is something people need to get to grips with. The coalition, particularly the Liberal Democrat contingent thereof, have shown that they are prepared to lie in their manifesto, lie about their expenses and now they are lying about supposed "struggles" with their coalition "partners" (see: puppeteers) over something that is already a four year old done deal.
The Liberal Democrats are
over as a party. Their integrity lies in ruins, they are the pawns of a decidedly right wing ideologically driven Conservative machine which is hellbent on austerity measures designed to feather the nests of their millionaire friends and the city financiers and bankers who brought Britons, like lemmings, teetering to the brink of bankruptcy.
Wake up Britain,
you are being fucked and the people who are fucking you hold you in such contempt that they happily wipe their dicks on your twitching curtains.
Labels: Clegg, Lying cunt
"Weird" = murderer?
You can't help but notice that the image of Christopher Jeffries currently adorning most of the print media is, obviously intentionally, less than flattering.
Since his arrest he has been labelled variously as "creepy", "weird", "strange" and various other less than complimentary names.
Chris Jeffries. Currently no more guilty of murdering Joanna Yeates than you are.
The fact remains that this man is innocent until proved guilty no matter what individuals (for the greater part unnamed and unidentifiable) may say of him. It is disgraceful that the mainstream media are quite clearly seeking to demonize, try and convict Mr Jeffries simply because he fits the profile of your average eccentric uncle.
Allow the police and, where appropriate, the courts to do their job. It is not the job of the media to determine guilt - even less so when based on preconceived prejudices and stereotyping.
Labels: Chris Jeffries, Joanna Yeates, landlord, missing pizza, missing sock, murder
Adams, too busy lining his own pockets, forgets to secure funding for his electorate.
