Friday, March 19, 2010

Papal letter on child abuse - world exclusive!!

The Angrytown News has received an exclusive advance promo copy of the papal letter which Pope Benedict will be issuing to catholic priests across Ireland tomorrow.

The letter, passed to us by the ghost of Roberto Calvi, will doubtless send shockwaves through the catholic church (well, those who are deaf, dumb, blind or dead or any combination thereof).

Below you can read, for the first time ever, the catholic churches first genuinely contrite musings on the matter of several of its personnel having fucked the brains out of kids for years under the protection of...er, the catholic church.

Praise be to the lord, amen, etc, etc, etc.

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